Giggle's recent post on Barbie's dog reminded me of this item I actually saw (yes, and bought for a friend as a gag {no pun intended) gift} in a store a few years ago.
Bah Humbug SheepBah Humbug Sheep

So says the site:
"Baa Humbug! is a little plastic sheep wearing a Santa hat. If you check out the expression on its face, you'll notice the sheep is mighty grumpy. This is either because he hates the Holidays or he is constipated. Perhaps it's both.

He does have a special skill, though. When you press down on its back, Baa Humbug! LIFTS HIS TAIL and POOPS OUT JELLY BEANS! And to drive home the point, the jelly beans are varying shades of brown.

There's only .7 ounces of candy included, but it's very tasty. (no actual sheep droppings are listed in the ingredients) You can refill your pooping sheep again and again with your own jelly beans. "

If you go to their site http://www.stupid.com/stat/PPCA.html, they apparently sell other critters who will poop out jelly beans for you, too. Joy, bliss!