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textKitty Exercise!
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Dec 29 2011 - 3:07pm
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Schaianne Tune in Tokyo Oct 6, 2008 1:19 AM Tune in tokyo http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=32505979 Ahhh, I've got to quit Stumbling at 4AM!! :rotfl: The last bit is a MUST see ... PRICELESS! Hahahaha!
Schaianne Kitty Exercise! Oct 6, 2008 1:16 AM Deux chats sur un tapis roulant Uploaded by worfrozenko http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5ezit_deux-chats-sur-un-tapis-roulant_animals
audreystar I would fall asleep too if I had to hear this lady go on and on... Jul 5, 2008 10:33 AM Puppy Dish Nap
DesignRchic Get Out of the Car! Apr 30, 2008 10:41 AM :ROTFL: :FOGEY: :SCARED:
sashak Showering Apr 23, 2008 12:46 PM This was sent to me via email from one of my co-workers :rotfl: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN: *Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. *Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. *Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. *Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. *Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. *Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. *Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. *Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. *Wash entire body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. *Rinse conditioner off hair. *Shave armpits and legs. *Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. *Get out of shower. *Dry with towel the size of a small country. *Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. *Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. *If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN: *Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. *Walk naked to the bathroom. *If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo sound. :pepino: *Look at your manly physique in the mirror. *Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your bum. *Get in the shower. *Wash your face. *Wash your armpits. *Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. *Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. *Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. *Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. *Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. *Pee. *Rinse off and get out of shower. *Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. *Admire wiener size in mirror again. *Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. *Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again. *Throw wet towel on bed.

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